IKEA selfie with emma #baby #socute

My view for about an hour now #marathon #Baltimore #WHY #parkinggarage

At a bar and drunk AF and breaking bad is playing?????????????

The 29 year olds! #birthday #susieraesbday #live

YAS @susiegfunk #susieraesbday #yes #yas #live #unf #hot #hotgirl #cleavage #baltimore #hotelparty #drunk #damn #wow #ooh

YAS @susiegfunk #hot #hotgirl #susieraebday #cleavage #yas #yes #damn #richbitch #betch #live #yolo #LBD #OMBRE #boobs #glam #baltimore

the-unstoppable-juggernaut:

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

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(via going-to-scranton)

(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked—-MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week ‘cause [sings] technically I’m homeless.

(via adumbscotts)

“Me: do u like me? Asking for a friend.”
— Me, flirting