kenerics:

who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

(via heckbennett)

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

(via in-hell-with-a-dead-girl-walking)

lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

(via crentist)

Every bite of candy corn makes me hate myself a little more

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

(via wiigz)

I walked into the grocery store for a drink. I walked out with a cup of soup, rice cakes and three bags of candy corn.

And no drink