Can you get worker’s comp for a small paper cut on your pinky? Asking for a friend…

sarah paulson switching the name cards so tatiana could sit next to her

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May this haunt your dreams forever

May this haunt your dreams forever

May this haunt your dreams forever

May this haunt your dreams forever

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

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fallontonight:

akidandhiscats:

Steve Harvey is the best

Steve Harvey is a gracious host, but not when it comes to getting you a bowl of corn! 

Omg

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Ordered something from a Chinese restaurant and the person taped the order to his little brother who ran back to the kitchen.

Nothing like being reminded of your crippling student loan debt first thing in the morning.